Titles dont matter
handsomedogs:

Chip love/hates swimming. 

handsomedogs:

Chip love/hates swimming. 

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
tastefullyoffensive:

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elecktrum:

mmue11er:

Super selfies

Aquaman …

oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah

mycoolstuffdude:

Coca-Cola Can Drinking Glasses

mycoolstuffdude:

Coca-Cola Can Drinking Glasses

starwars:

Watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert battle to be World’s Biggest @StarWars Fan! #ForceForChange http://youtu.be/OjgDoxfHW4w  

starwars:

Watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert battle to be World’s Biggest @StarWars Fan! #ForceForChange http://youtu.be/OjgDoxfHW4w  

oxymoron0-o:

the-goddamazon:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

This is still the description I give when people who don’t have periods ask how they feel.

Ha.

oxymoron0-o:

the-goddamazon:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

This is still the description I give when people who don’t have periods ask how they feel.

Ha.